You liar

Fervent and loyal blog reader Lynn sent a message because of the fascinating posting yesterday about poultry.

She mentioned that hen have also another smart way of dealing with offspring.
Not only do they not carry the baby in their body until it is ready to cry.
But a hen also has no care once the chickens are born.
The yellow puffy chicken comes from the egg and is ready to eat independently right away.
No breast-feeding, ladies and gentlemen, nor diaper changing.

While for a woman the process of having a baby is of enormous consequences, for a hen it is piece of cake.
The only thing she needs to do what is different from her normal life is sit on an egg for a while.
Big deal!

This concludes the subject of hens, roosters and chicken on this blog.
In fact, why it became a subject is not clear to begin with.
Who on earth would fervent and loyal readers be interested in the subject of poultry anyway?
Not many probably.

And what sense does it make to compare a hen with a woman?
To almost paint a hen as more smart and superior than a female person.
Doesn’t that slightly abhor?

We must come to an agreement that there is a limit about what a posting can have as a subject.
Otherwise this blog will be closed down.
There are plenty of other interesting blogs around.

So, as a starter, no more chicken stories.

And now that we have opened up this box of Pandora, we must consider banning also postings dealing with American policies.
Too often the good willing people of the Bush Government have been bashed to the annoyance and disagreement of many fervent and loyal blog readers.
No wonder it always resulted in hate mail.
You could say of course that the recent result of the US elections indicates that the criticism of Bush here had some justification.
But a woman is not a hen and Bush is not Donald Duck and Donald Rumsfeld is not a war criminal and Dick Cheney is not Heinrich Himmler and John McCain is not Baghdad Bob.

Now that this agreement about allowed subjects for this blog has been signed, the future postings will only be about butterflies and flowers.
Honey on toast with rich butter and recipes for tasteful food.
About a roaring romance and a long kiss at sundown.
It will be only about the warm water of the sea and the silhouette of the palm trees.
The beautiful tan of the skin and the gentle toning of the muscles.
The wind caressing the soul.
Every future posting about the presence of heaven on earth.

You liar.



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Men are useless

Over the last days fervent and loyal blog readers have been seeing postings about dogs.
How they can be turned into zombies through special canine medication.
And how they slipped into the Fuso Szulc and spoke directly to the worldwide audience.

All this means that it is high time we communicate a bit about chicken.



Because chicken are most remarkable animals.
For an invention they have made concerning reproduction.
A chicken doesn’t need to become pregnant to have babies.
Doesn’t need to carry a baby inside the body.

A chicken will lay eggs no matter what.
For the first four years of her life.
She doesn’t need to find a partner, establish a relationship, make love and become pregnant.
The eggs come anyway.

The thing with the chicken is that the egg doesn’t result in a baby chicken.
It all depends whether a rooster is around.


And if the rooster has been able to mount effectively the chicken.
Even then, if the fertile egg is not bred, no baby chicken will fight its way out of it.

The main point is that the chicken has found a way to avoid the trouble of getting pregnant and have the baby grow inside the body.

Now compare this to human beings!

There will be alert fervent and loyal blog readers who raise their hand to state that not only chicken know this smart trick.
That all birds apply the same method.
They build a nest, drop some eggs into it, sit on it for a while and voila, the future of existence of the species is guaranteed.


This is undeniably true.
And we know why this is!
How on earth is a bird going to fly with a heavy pregnant belly?
No way take off will be possible.
Too heavily loaded to get airborne.

Some other alert fervent and loyal blog readers raise their hands now to gladly say that also fish handle reproduction in this smart way.
They poop out eggs in the sea that become their offspring.
Only because swimming with a heavy belly full with baby fish is uncomfortable.



Animals that walk and cannot fly nor swim, all get babies like human females.
Carry around the growing creature inside the body for a while.

But in all cases, the males are only there to impregnate.
Besides that, they are completely useless.







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