Meet a humanizer

Fervent and loyal blog readers should be aware that there are pickpockets and womanizers around.
As most readers will know, pickpockets are pickers of pockets.
However, womanizers are not icing women.
According to the official Apple dictionary a womanizer is a man that engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with women.
He is also called a Don Juan, a Casanova, a Romeo, a Lothario, a playboy, a ladies' man, a flirt, a seducer, a rake, a roué, a lecher, a libertine, a debauchee, an informal skirt-chaser, a wolf, a lady-killer and a lech.
But we also could call him a pickpocket because he puts his hand or whatever in a pocket where it doesn’t belong.

One must be aware of womanizers at all times.
Especially women.
And that is where it gets confusing.
The dictionary, in its innocence, believes that womanizers are exclusively men.
But this is not true.
And there it gets most confusing.
Even the fervent and loyal blog reader servant is not sure he can bring order in this terrible chaos.

When calmed down we can reveal that a womanizer can be a woman as well.
A woman who is focused on women.
Yes, she is a lesbian all right.
Our partner in paradise

This is why a man who is a Casanova focused on persons of his own gender, cannot be called precisely a womanizer.
Maybe we should call him a manizer although that sounds a little weird while the activity is absolutely normal.

Are we aware what a mess it is calling correctly roamers of the genitals?

But then what about persons who have very warm relations with men and women without necessarily engaging right away in numerous casual sexual affairs with women as the dictionary is suggesting to take place.
How about calling them?

Well?

What if a man or a woman tells a man or a woman that he or she is wonderful, beautiful and exceptional without immediately needing to confirm this with a furious fuck?
The Apple dictionary has no answer to this.
Put in any key words or description and desperately one will turn to Google and Wikipedia.
Our saviours for all our problems.
But even there no answer will come to the vital and relevant question.

Fortunately, as has been noticed many times before, this blog offers solutions to major problems as we are facing now.
A man or a woman who is loving another man or woman temporarily disconnected from immediate sexual involvement although not excluded and surely to happen although not knowing exactly when is called a humanizer.
A humanizer?
Yes, dear fervent and loyal blog reader, we call this person a humanizer.
It is a person, no matter the gender, who is able to love a man.
Or who will love a woman.
But who, no matter what, will definitely loves children.
Who even will love pets.
Cats and most particularly dogs.
But not pigs.
And therefore becomes a humanizer.

Not to be confused with a humidifier.



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