Friday, October 30, 2009

Somebody urinating

A family wagon parked close to the Fuso Szulc at Punta Boca del Salado, Baja California, Mexico.
Out came three elderly couples.
They went to the beach for shell hunting.
This was observed while inside the Fuso Szulc working hard on a Keynote presentation soon to give in Europe.

After a while the visitors had enough of being on the windy beach and returned to the family wagon.
Next, something intriguing happened.
The three men were ordered by the women to stand away from the family wagon with their backs to it.
Two women went to sit inside the family wagon and the third prepared to squat down next to it for a leak.

Because of the location of the Fuso Szulc, the view from there was a total one.
The men could be seen standing there like naughty boys being punished.
But also the woman preparing to relief herself was in full view.

The pioneering photographer is not a Balinese princes like the "Queen of dreams" happens to be, but nevertheless, he had a decent upbringing.
It is understandable the men were asked to turn their back to the sanitary activity but what when involuntarily the action is seen?
Is it then a demonstration of decency to sit in the Fuso Szulc and turn the head towards the other side to focus on nothing as long as it takes for the urine to splash down?

Or maybe call from the Fuso Szulc?
To yell to the party to make them aware of the painful and embarrassing presence so a re-arrangement of location of the woman in need is made?

But eventually the thought took hold that if they didn't know somebody was involuntarily witnessing the scene, there was in fact no problem.
As long as no joke was played, like leaving noisily the Fuso Szulc right in the middle of the woman's waterfalling.
To have a devilishly pleasure of creating and seeing total embarrassment.
No, best not to say anything and leave those people living their lives the way they want to.

But then what about looking?
Obviously the event was a good subject for the next day's posting on this blog.
As we all know, everything is done to present the fervent and loyal blog readers every day an exciting, thought provoking, amusing and fascinating story.
And here was one!
For the benefit and as a service to the fervent and loyal blog readers, the whole sequence of the event had to be witnessed.
Yes, this woman creating a local tsunami on the beach was seen for your benefit.
Personally, there is no interest whatsoever to see a woman squatting and spraying.
If it had been for the pioneering photographer, he would have continued to work on his Keynote presentation.
But there are the fervent and loyal blog readers to think of.

So down went the pants, the white underpants and close to the family wagon the squatting position was presented.
Close to the car to avoid also the strong whirling wind to wet the legs.
It took a while indeed to relieve indicating how high the urgency had been.
It had been a full one.

Then something happened a man will never do.
She had a white paper handkerchief and wiped her vagina clean and dry.
A man urinates and when he is done, he simply returns the thing where it is lodged.
No paper handkerchiefs, no cleaning, no drying.
No squatting either having drops land on trouser-legs and shoes.
The dirty pigs.

After the urgency had been lifted a most charming action could be observed.
The woman buried the handkerchief and covered the wet spot with sand.

It was then that the men were called they could return to the party.
Not knowing what we know.




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3 comments:

Dawn Pier said...

Well, you really are getting desperate for subject matter. I simply must take exception with your calling of women "dirty pigs" when we do our best to keep things neat and clean while doing our business in the "wild". As an experienced wilderness pisser, I personally prefer to find an elevated location where the urine can fall far away from the feet avoiding the inevitable splash of feet and pants. Had she been more creative she could have gotten on top of the FS to make her waterfall more impressive and give you an even more interesting vantage point.

RonMack said...

Wow, The "sacrafice" you are willing to make "just for the entertainment and enjoyment of your "loyal and fervent" blog readers. Now, a nice clear photo from a professional photographer would have completed the posting. However, like yourself, I was also raised with moral values. So, I would probably have not looked either. Have a nice weekend.

RonMack said...

Wow, The "sacrafice" you are willing to make "just for the entertainment and enjoyment of your "loyal and fervent" blog readers. Now, a nice clear photo from a professional photographer would have completed the posting. However, like yourself, I was also raised with moral values. So, I would probably have not looked either. Have a nice weekend.